Darth Vader dresses up as Boss Robert for Halloween!!!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Boss Robert
Boss Roberts hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush!
If you want a list of Boss Roberts enemies, just check the extinct species list
When Boss Robert plays Monopoly, it affects the economy
Boss Robert can get Blackjack with just one card
Boss Robert once went back in time to stand in an election against Boss Robert. He won!!!
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Boss Robert. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage
They asked Boss Robert to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, they realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary.
David Hasselhoff replaced Boss Robert on Baywatch because Boss Robert didn’t feel like saving lives
The dinosaurs did not become extinct. They just did not vote for Boss Robert
The Martians does not attack Earth because Boss Robert is doing it for them.
Mary had a little lamb, but unfortunately she did not vote for Boss Robert
The only time when Boss Robert made an mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Boss Robert can put Humpty Dumpty back together again, but only if the kings horses and kings men vote for him
Every time someone tells a lie, Boss Robert gets royalties
Boss Robert does not take a bite out of crime. He swallows crime whole and demands seconds
Boss Roberts poop is considered currency in some African Countries
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Boss Robert had the song My Land is Your Land rewritten to Your Farm is My Farm
Nine tenths of the Law is Boss Robert
Ever wonder why scientists haven't gone forward with cloning human beings? Could you ever imagine a world with TWO BOSS ROBERTS!!!
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